very sexy of me to be isolating myself and rotting into the floor
ppl with the kim possible text tone be putting their phone on loud and waiting for people to text them in public. girl we heard it
house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home
A D V A N C E D G R O U N D I N G
a live action simpsons reboot that’s like riverdale its called springfield lisa shoots milhouse finally
and i can scream :)
imagine explaining this post to your grandmother
some highlights
Let me eat egg
me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright
Full/Queen.
A giant, black, sarcophagus has been found in Alexandria and I could not be more excited about it.
If we do open it we could find
- The tomb of Alexander the Great (Coolest possible answer. Probably the coolest thing we’ve found in my lifetime unless aliens decide to show up.)
- Rando important Egyptian Pharaoh ( Also cool answer. Definitely an awesome find.)
- An ancient and unspeakable evil (We haven’t had a good ol’ doomsday level curse in a good long while. Definitely overdue for this one)
It’s a win/win/win scenario.
I’m Mike Drucker in this situation
This is so goth
THEY’RE GONNA OPEN IT
Anyone: u ok
Me; yeah just thinking about how I’ll never be this young again and about how most of my youth has been lost to depression loneliness and self doubt lol
im not thinking about it